June 25, 2016
The Disadvantages of Being Stupid
American society increasingly mistakes intelligence for human worth. As recently as the 1950s, possessing only…
April 25, 2016
In an Age of Privilege, Not Everyone Is in the Same Boat
MIAMI — Behind a locked door aboard Norwegian Cruise Line’s newest ship is a world…
January 11, 2016
Superstupidity
“Anyone looking for something to worry about in the near future might want to consider…
December 4, 2015
Life After Internet Fame
“late-night talk shows were spoofing me, and it felt like they were mocking the language.…
January 30, 2015
Those people have no ethics when it comes to ordering in
“I warmed immediately to this idea of becoming a mafia don, just by ordering pizza”…
November 28, 2014
RadioShack Eulogy
“For some damn reason, RadioShack had ordered a ludicrous number of remote-controlled PT Cruisers.” http://bit.ly/1pwsYY6
October 21, 2014
Interviewing For The Service Economy Startup From Hell
“You’re very lucky, Lupe. We normally don’t accept excuses, but since you’re such a good…
October 21, 2014
Douchebag: The White Racial Slur We’ve All Been Waiting For
"They are both, it bears repeating, useless, sexist tools." http://bit.ly/1tJtynl