Presented without commentary for your amusement or disgust.
Prince Williams heir is falling out
— ✍ Darren Walsh ✍ (@thegianttweets) July 22, 2013
"@TheEllenShow: How can you tell when there's about to be a royal baby? When they start crowning. I'll be here all week." .
— Taylor Spafford (@taymarieS_) July 22, 2013
FYI The Royal Baby was actually born a week ago and already had its third nipple surgically removed
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) July 22, 2013
Dear William & Kate: If William is 100% royal and Princess Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son a half-blood prince? #RoyalBaby
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 22, 2013
So which website is currently calculating the amount of $$$ companies are losing due to employees obsessed with #RoyalBaby updates?
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) July 22, 2013
The Royal Baby was an inside job.
— Cameron Chapman (@cameronchapman) July 22, 2013
If the royal baby comes out mixed race I will wet myself
— Billie No Mates (@bills_22) July 22, 2013
No word yet on which house the Sorting Hat has placed the Royal Baby.
— Official Comedy (@OfficialComedy) July 22, 2013
How sick would it be if the #RoyalBaby came out and it was Channing Tatum. That guy is in everything these days.
— Koshin Egal (@Koshsaysthings) July 22, 2013
You know what Twitter needs? More Royal Baby jokes. Yeah, that's what it needs.
— Speedoman (@Sheppyuk) July 22, 2013